As jaded as we've become by notions like "innovation" and "progress" in this late stage of our capitalism, one should take a step back once in a while and appreciate the good things.
Case in point:
Note the wave. Let me tell you, it is no lie, this thing tears so clean. Never again will I have lopsided, misshapen, uneven toilet paper. It's so satisfying, it reaches into the lizard brain like bubble wrap to tear this paper. And it is so ultra soft and smooth. It can be used a single leaf at a time, clean, smooth, effective.
You think I'm joking, I assure you I am not. This toilet paper will change your bathroom experience. It's like watching a movie in HD or listening to music in HiFi for the first time. If you are at all discerning, there will be no going back.
I would encourage you all to experience this toilet paper.
You must be reading Steven Pinker—I feel his while schtick is "ecological collapse? What are you talking about? We have SO many different flavors of potato chips now!"
ReplyDeleteI'm not a fan of Steven Pinker in general but was not aware of that argument, but I'm also not being sarcastic or ironic with this post, it actually is a superior experience and baffling that it took us decades to come to this innovation. Some innovations are just a net win.
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